Joe and Clownbaby join the show / Upgrading Command Center Alpha One / The Ted Cruz Porn is horrid / Sony making Slender Man Movie / Unfriended / Boaty McBoatface / Trapped Under Cheese / Virus Scan endangers surgery / Canadian Forest Fire / Spying Update / Ster Trek TV Series is Green Lit / Google is listening / Bathroom News / Toilet Time Terry / Planned Parenthood Mothers day / Spanky MIA / UFO disclosure in 20 years / German Problems / Fake Art / Handy Sook / Woman arrested for remaining silent / End