Luis is late, Chrissie is smitten, Daniel is confused, Cristina is hopeless, and Morgan slaps everyone with her pecka
A busty lady invades the studio and attempts to entice Lyle into placing his pecka between them. Cristina is jellis, and Angie enjoys feelin up those muugs. Kerryn is kind to everyone
Cristina comes up with a plan to try and get Daddy Chipperson to move in with her.
So many people want to be around Lyle and they all show up at the same time. Bryan discusses comic books while Kerryn makes nasty remarks. Things get uncomfortable when Angie professes her love for Chip, and more uncomfortable when the banana in Natasha’s pants becomes the apple of Daniel’s eye.
Chip, Cristina, Sam and Anthony visit Boston. Chip riffs about Beantown and everyone laughs their balls off. Joined by special guests Fred Toucher and two locals who make the worst decision of their lives.
Back to LA, Xia, Jenn and Karla throw themselves at Chip. Jennifer, Chip’s ex, seethes with jellisy
Three hot girls fight over Lyle’s affection while Rob adjusts the cameras and looks handsome in his stupid hat. *SPOILER ALERT* Lyle fucks them all.
Angie, Mike, Kerryn and Lyle playfully flirt and debate partner swapping. Anthony, forgetting he was booked, boarded the LIRR line a clod.
Lyle receives guitar picks with his face on them and is overcome with emotion from the gift. They interview the man who made the custom guitar picks. Lyle leads the way as usual, while the others laugh that his observations.
In the process of reinventing himself, Lyle brings Matt Iseman on to the program as well as a former flame. The gang interviews Mary Winchenbach and discusses the 3 million uses for moose feces.
Lyle sits in conversation with Angie, Sam, Sean and Cristina. The Amazing Kreskin calls in and explains the origins of his name, much to Lyle’s delight. The chemistry between Lyle and the ladies is undeniable.